Friday, October 3, 2008

Tongue Twister!


Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

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If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

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Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

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One-one was a race horse.
Two-two was one too.
One-one won one race.
Two-two won one too.

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A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

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How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

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Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn, and twit an twat, to learn the letter ""T"".

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How many berries could a bare berry carry,
if a bare berry could carry berries?
Well they can't carry berries
(which could make you very wary)
but a bare berry carried is more scary!

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How much caramel can a canny canonball cram in a camel if a canny canonball can cram caramel in a camel?

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Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.

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Yally Bally had a jolly golliwog. Feeling folly, Yally Bally Bought his jolly golli' a dollie made of holly! The golli', feeling jolly, named the holly dollie, Polly. So Yally Bally's jolly golli's holly dollie Polly's also jolly!

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I saw Esau kissing Kate.
I saw Esau, he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

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Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Me me mo mi get me a mole,
Mo mi mo me send me a toe,
Fe me mo mi get me a mole,
Mister kister feet so sweet,
Mister kister where will I eat !?

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The big black bug bit the big black bear,
but the big black bear bit the big black bug back!

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Old Mr. Hunt
had a cuddy punt
Not a cuddy punt
but a hunt punt cuddy.

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There once was a two toed, she toad, tree toad,
and a three toed, he toad, tree toad....

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If you notice this notice,
you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

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Seven sleazy shysters in sharkskin suits sold sheared sealskins to seasick sailors.

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I saw a saw in Arkansas,
that would outsaw any saw I ever saw,
and if you got a saw
that will outsaw the saw I saw in Arkansas
let me see your saw.

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Knife and a fork bottle and a cork
that is the way you spell New York.

Chicken in the car and the car can go,
that is the way you spell Chicago.

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If coloured caterpillars could change their colours constantly could they keep their coloured coat coloured properly?

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The Smothers brothers' father's mother's brothers are
the Smothers brothers' mother's father's other brothers.






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